Commission A T-Shirt

While Dan’s schedule is extremely busy, he is occasionally available to create commissioned shirts. Dan will spend fifteen minutes with you (by phone or in person), then make you a personalized shirt based on the conversation. The only way to acquire a shirt from Dan is through trade. He subscribes to a "t-shirts for all" philosophy and is open to trade proposals of any and all types, the more creative the better.

Snerko(tm) (a live-art collaboration featuring Dan and photographer Michael Kennedy) can also be hired for events ranging from Presidential Inaugurations to Academy Award after-parties. They will attend your event, make shirts, take portraits and leave everyone at your party saying, "Holy crap. That shit was dope." References available upon request.

If you would like to arrange a trade or hire Dan and Michael for an upcoming event, please email Dan's assistant Julio at